Pocketable cameras

Does anyone else see a red mist when someone complains about a camera not being small enough to put in a pocket? If thats what you want, why not use your mobile phone?
Hang on a minute I forgot, mobile phones are meant to be held in your hand, or out in front of you. Anywhere but a pocket.
Cameras though, ugly things, must hide them away. Can't be seen with a camera. What use are they anyway? Can't play any tunes.